So yew want to know a little about me, eh?

Good luck with that...

Ok, fine... I'll tell yew only what yew need to know to stop asking questionz. I'm an ex P.E.T.T. ("Personally Expertly Trained Tool" for all yew newb'z out there). I hunt evil Klownz and eliminate them from existenz! I'm also a master of disguize.... The only reazon yew know anything about me is because I want yew to know about me... But Enuff about yourz truly... 

 
 

Who are yew? Where do yew come from? Do you have potential? Any special skillz? Why do yew hate clowns but love klownz? Are yew with the Klown Mafia? If so, yew know you'll die a painful agonizing death by your'z truly unless yew renounce your wayz and join the monastery or become a nun or help me obtain world peace! 

TYPES OF KLOWNZ I HUNT

All theze questionz are making me hungry. I'm gonna go grab an I-scream sandwich now while yew answer the questionz. When I get back, there better be something written below or else...