I'd love to explain why I am alwayz wearing different clown make-upz and the different evolutionary phases along the way so you can become educated and inspired enough to join me in my fight against the Klown Cartel!
After I escaped the Klownz in an epic fight, I was left with nothing except a pouch full of goodiez and some basic face make-up. All I had waz a few colorz, but fuck it, any makeup is better than none! Since I technically used to be a "Klown", I had access to all the best weaponz, materialz and make-up. Pretty much everybody and their dog knowz that Klownz aren't allowed to EVER switch make-up or they end up dead faster than Dominoez pizza delivery...
Well, didn't have much of a choice now that the Klownz fucking set me up and tried to assassinate me! WTF?! What the hell did I do to deserve this?? I have thousands of killz and assignmentz completed for those two-faced lardasses! Not sure what I did to piss them off....?
With multiple green lights on my head, best place I could hide was in a mental institution where I seemingly fit in pretty well... :) Found out Krusty the Klown was nearby and eating children so I did what any normal Klown would do and hunted him, tortured him and ate him! (With BBQ sauce of course...)
Klown Kills (After Escape = AE)
Billy Boy = 1 AE
Billy Boy the Clown is the world's most renown evil Klown hunter! As an Ex-PETT, it's his sole purpose to hunt down and eliminate every evil Klown on the planet and save the world before it's too late!
As you know, the world is in turmoil right now and the Klown cartel is planning an entire world take-over. If I need to raise as much finances as possible to build my Anti-Klown army. Provided below is wayz to help out by investing, purchasing, donating or sharing our cause!