I was filming a campaign to announce to the world with proof that the Klownz are plotting a worldwide take-over. I had my whole pitch in place and had the perfect location for filming -- a haunted warehouse which is also the "safest" spot to film in the city.
Got through my perfect pitch and thingz started getting weird. One of the crew felt cold then everybody did. It happenz in areaz like that, I should know. Hehahahaa! Then we heard a rumbling sound, most the crew thought was groaning from an undead but I still think it was just the old pipes. Then a crew member took a photo of a ghost on his phone?
Whatever, still had to get the next shot. As soon as we got the rest of the footage and photoz it was a wrap! Lightz went out, It was hard to see anybody anywhere, but I used my sense of sound to safetly maneuver around the room. When the lights came back on, one of our bodyguardz was disposed of... Our camera footage was gone except for the photoz left of me and Captain Bazooko the Klown... Which meanz only one thing... the Klownz are on to me and want to keep my message from getting out to the public. They're so pissed they sent my ex-best friend to kill me! We were best friendz in P.E.T.T. training but as you can see, they're trying to get in my head...
Those Klown motherfuckerz will pay....
Billy Boy the Clown is the world's most renown evil Klown hunter! As an Ex-PETT, it's his sole purpose to hunt down and eliminate every evil Klown on the planet and save the world before it's too late!
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