Sometimes you can just lose yourself in the shuffle... Lose your focus, lose your mind, lose your control... I'm thinking I waz turning into a little bit of a savage. Well... A LOT of a savage. I noticed myself acting more like a caveman and creature of a P.E.T.T. rather than who I should be. Sometimez when you're having too much fun, you can completely forget the actual goalz you set for yourself. I had to refocus...
So, it waz time for me to make myself presentable again or the people, my fans... YOU! would proabaly would think I'm a freak, a villian or part of the Klownz themselves... which defeats the WHOLE purpose of my escape. Also, it was my birthday this day... So, without further adue, I thought I'd dress up snappy for yew all. Yew know... gain some trust, gain some fanz and give the Klown assholez something to think about... (They're probably reading this now...).
My Birthday is Halloween day so it was a great hunt! That'z the one night Klownz roam freely without much hassle from the public or police. I eliminated a definite 26 Klownz that night with a potential 4 more but since those aren't definite (which sucks because they told their superiorz and caused a higher payout for my capture or death...) I won't add them to the kill list below. Overall, it waz a pretty darn good night! Can't wait till the next Halloween!
Billy Boy = 34 AE
Billy Boy the Clown is the world's most renown evil Klown hunter! As an Ex-PETT, it's his sole purpose to hunt down and eliminate every evil Klown on the planet and save the world before it's too late!
As you know, the world is in turmoil right now and the Klown cartel is planning an entire world take-over. If I need to raise as much finances as possible to build my Anti-Klown army. Provided below is wayz to help out by investing, purchasing, donating or sharing our cause!